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On they marched across America the Beautiful towards the Confederate territories.
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| Follow me, brave defenders of righteousness! I will guide you as God has guided us all through the twisted path of life. | |
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But little did Archibald know, all along the way, his soldiers planned to murder him, because he was so obnoxious, self-righteous, loud, and oblivious about combat that they could not resist.
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| agreed. I cannot fucking contain myself anymore. | |
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And so Archibald was disposed of, and in his place was selected Jerry.
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| Wtf?! Jerry?! NO ONE voted for him, what the HELL!! | |
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| REALLY? ME?! FUCKING YESSS!!!! | |
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