All comics by TumbleKitty

 

by TumbleKitty
1-15-01
I wish I could read.
That was REALLY dumb.
Hi, I'm from Acme Tool Co. and I have come to..... Wow... 3'rd case of this today. We should really add "Do not huff" to our glue containers.

 

by TumbleKitty
1-15-01
On the streets...
I don't do anal.
Listen, I'm an alien. I don't want sex. I need to experiment.
Listen, you look like a man, go see Tommy, he's into "experimenting" with guys.
Back on the ship...
Sooo space-man, whats your game?
Probing.

 

by TumbleKitty
1-15-01
Taleron and Lorelei.
Wow....
What??
I can't belive it......
WHAT!?
Adam said we would screw right through armageddon...

 

by TumbleKitty
1-15-01
One last time.
WASSUP!!
Dude, remeber what God said...
Yea Yea, don't say that stupid phrase anymore, or you will be cast into a fiery inferno blah blah blah.
We warned you.
Later, in hell.
Damn...
WASSUP!!, Bud-WISE-err, You got the right one baby, uh huh, Clap On, Clap off, I can't belive its not butter, We all do dumb things, paying to much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them....

 

by TumbleKitty
1-17-01
On a gameshow...
Contestant Number 1, what makes you special?
I died on the cross for humanity.
Contestant Number 2, what makes you special?
I suck cock for free. Anal is $5
Well, the results from the vote are in. Computer, who is the best of these people?
The whore.

 

by TumbleKitty
3-01-01
Howdy Cat-Toy, whats up?
Not much, gotta rebuild my house again though.
Really, why?
Oh ya know. The usual.
Got my care package I take it?
Yup.

 

by TumbleKitty
3-01-01
Resist, gotta... fight.... it
Come on, just one minute.
NOOOO, IT STARTS OUT AS ONE MINUTE, THEN IT'S ONE HOUR....
DO IT!!
Fine...
ALL OF YOUR MIND BELONG TO US!You've got Mail

 

by TumbleKitty
3-02-01
Listen....
Ok, whats up?
I think we need to go our own ways, ya know, split paths.
You know we can't do that.
Well, then could we at least cut down on the necrophilia?
No, we made a deal with the devil stating that for every murder we commit, we have to either commit bestiality or necrophilia. And we're allergic to fur.

 

by TumbleKitty
3-04-01
Whats wrong man?
My girlfriend left me.
Well, come on, lets go get you another girl, then you'll feel better.
You're right, thanks man.
No problem dude, theres graveyard about 3 miles east of here.
Right, I'll go get the shovels.

 

by TumbleKitty
8-28-01
Well?
Well what?
You feeling it yet?
We smoked a fucking acorn.
Yea, I'm fucking baked too...

 

by TumbleKitty
8-28-01
Look, I'm sorry I slept with your ex-girlfriend a couple weeks ago, but you were broken up for 2 years.
You don't get it, do you?
Get what? that you're still pissed at me for fucking your EX girlfriend?
No, I'm not pissed at all. I think its VERY disturbing that you had sex with her, thats all.
Whats so disturbing about it? you had sex with her plenty of times before you broke up, right?
YES, BUT SHE WAS STILL ALIVE!

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