The gameshow

Author: TumbleKitty

Date: January 17, 2001

by TumbleKitty
1-17-01
On a gameshow...
Contestant Number 1, what makes you special?
I died on the cross for humanity.
Contestant Number 2, what makes you special?
I suck cock for free. Anal is $5
Well, the results from the vote are in. Computer, who is the best of these people?
The whore.