Yeah, i know it sucks......so sue me by Turd_Fergason10-09-03 HOLY SHIT! I GOTTA GET THIS FUCKING NAIL OUT OF MY HEAD! AAHHHH! wait........wait just a GODDAMN minute here........ What was the name of the bad guy from "Tron"?
I love Shamu by Turd_Fergason10-09-03 I've always wanted to know.....what is a whale's blowhole for? I'll tell you whats its NOT for...... And when you know that....you will understand why I can NEVER go back to sea world.
So that's why they look like that by Turd_Fergason10-10-03 I don't know how much longer I can go with this frozen turkey jammed up my ass! ......... .......... Don't worry, just keep smiling
We call this the Dennis Miller ratio by Turd_Fergason10-10-03 Up next.....Dennis Miller Live! Now I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but America's foreing policy is like partially getlatnis based life forms perpindicular with a relief map of Zimbawe on the first coordinates of the......... What the hell is a rant?