USGH (With No USGs. Or their H.) #5: Death Raises Some Hell

Author: Twevvy

Date: January 10, 2003

by Twevvy
1-10-03
Hell (No Shit.)
Now, now, Death.. there's no need to get upset I was merely...
Save it Jackass. Tampering with the eternal destiny of innocent mortals. Wait until I tell God.
Hisssss... Watch it boney, or I might just stick this pitchfork up your ass!
Bring it on bitch! My scythe will carve your horns into nipples, cut out your tongue, then I will make the tongue lick your newly formed headnipples!
*poof*
Pussy.