UKMan  

According to my theory Watson, FC is no other than my arch enemy Fu Man Chu...

.....boil their livers and break their knees......

...and Bender is his unborn illegitimate twin sister bent on revenge - hence the cunning Nick!!

.....set fire to their feet......

Now i know their sick secret i can set my plan into action!

.....pour boiling oil down their throats....