Perhapse if I pretend I'm a regular chessboard, he'll go away...
It's me, robot!
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I got the skins, I can go socialize with the humans!
I'm a regular chessboard, he'll go away...I'm a regular chessboard, he'll go away...I'm a regular chessboard, he'll go away...I'm a regular chessboard, he'll go away... I'm a regular chessboard...
