...and in other news, it is now a law to reffer to "french" fies as fredom fries, and "french" toast as freedom toast...
law?... why would we have it out for the french?
...anysign of nonconformity in this issue will result in death. also, boycot french wine.
on pain of death!?!?!?!
yep, that's right. on pain of death. also, don't even think about buying french vanilla ice cream. or baguettes. you get governmental bees sent after you if you eat baguettes.
