Ubik

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I am SO going to hell for this one, but it's worth it.

by Ubik
1-30-01


	So God...


	Yes, my child?


	Why always the burning bush? Couldn't you manifest as something else once in a while?


	Well... I don't want to talk about it.


	C'mon, old man. Fess up.


	FIVE BILLION YEARS OF VENEREAL DISEASE, OK?! "Burning bush" was a euphemism and it caught on!

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