All comics by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro

Profile

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
This is not the sort of nonsene you will see in my comic strips.
Neither is this...
...but kangarus rule
omfg he spelled that...kangaru?

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
ACT 5, SCENE 1
I KILLED JULIET!!!
crap, that breaks the plot...What's that?
...but Romaeo never was the best part to play
Give him time, he's got to work this out, maybe this is supposed to be a comedy now.
There's good or bad but thinking makes it so. --Hamlet
groundlings LOVE Shakespeare!

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Damn, this XBOX is a fine console
Shut up Raven.
No, really, let me pull up this chart of 1000 skewed tests on different hardware which prove it is superior. It's even better than a Mac.
You bought it because MS lets you paint icons for their website all day with MSPaint. Or did they upgrade you to MS Photo Editor?
Raven MORPHS into the Beast of the Apocalypse! A PR Rep from Microsoft!
I'll shake you down for your lunch money if you don't buy this XBOX. I even will be l 3 3 7 and call you "f3w1."
I eat elitist fools for fun instead of play sports games on a TV.

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Setting: Sometime after 1994
This is about the origin of that wonderful name, Ed Oscuro.
One time I was plaeing in halflife an some l337 dude call oscuro told me his name. it was from some great game called Rise of the Triad. AWWWEESOME
Pride in my namesake diminished as I realized that the boss I named myself after looked something like this in the final level, and also that you can't beat it without a patch.
Agh, i got something stuck inbetween my teeth.
Rise of the Triad was the best game EVAAAAR, right, suzie?
Shut up Tom, thank god 1994 is OVER. And why did you have to invent that stupid cult?

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
   
Dang that's a nice way to combine a square and a triangle. And they put it at eye height, that's really a smashing idea.
   WELCOME TO THE ABSTRACT                EXHIBITION
I actually change form when people aren't looking at me. It's this, or watch reruns of auto mag on tee-vee.
(FEEDBACK NOISE)
            Guggenheim Must-eum
   
Omg, this time it's lower. I'm gonna sit on this bench and sketch it for an hour.

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
This one is for all you believers in "Turn the other buttcheek"
GUESS WHAT LITTLE GIRL!!!!!1@ I GOTZ PRESANT 4 U!
The name is Jesus. And you are..?
OH RONG NUMBAR> LOL
Ah, I managed to turn this cross around so I don't have to look at your worthless hide any more.
                        *(BLAM)*
WALLHACKING JESUS~!
Reach out and touch someone, that's my motto.

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Meanwhile, at the CVD forums...
Just pretend I'm somebody who works at Konami for a second. "Guess what! Castlevania is going to be released for the XBOX!"
OH? That's awesome! I bought an XBOX for some reason I don't remember, at least I won't need to throw it away now...
Uh, my name's...Dempa...and I got ahold of the English Castlevania Chronicles 2 ROM!
uh, Okay...
Redrum! Get over here and show Dempa a closeup of those nasty red claws of yours, okay? Moderator status for the day!
wheres my engrish HOD rom bitch?! *smaks* your gonna be eatin concrete if i don't get it soon!

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
We r the Kremlin, pissed and want to speak from your leasdre Oscuro.
He's attending to important business right now, may I take a message?
[ORH]Comumist (#62888) missed your base with a Nuclear Scud Missile.
hello mr oscuro why u try to bomb me 4 times here i send a missle u die
Thank you for calling San Nicholas Island.
*Crap!* Hope that one landed outside my perimeter!
For a chance to laugh as 15-year old world leaders carve radioactive swimming pools in their neighbor's swimming pool (using up all their money doing it,) go visit www.nukezone.nu!

 

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Castro u old biznach HOWZ IT GOIN?
Well, I didn't get this old by being too hasty...before I promise you unilateral action will be taken against the Oscuridos, I want you to go and fetch me a certain Dwarven artifact of great power.
Sure, this comic isn't very funny; consider it backstory, the "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" of this strip miniseries. Though there might be more than three of them.
Uh, what's that...bzzt...static...UH hey I'm losing you there, say again? How many nukes do u have?
...wouldn't you be happy with a pizza instead?
Sure, bring it up to my dorm room and we'll discuss battle plans then.

Showing page 1.