Introducing: Zack!

Author: Undaunted

Date: July 11, 2003

by Undaunted
7-11-03
Here I am, chatting it up with my good friend, Zack.
You see, Zack and I communicate over AIM, because we're both complete losers that will avoid natural sunligh and normal interaction at all costs.
Here he is. Zack isn't actually an African-American, but Affirmitive Action made us paste him in like that... Whatever. Can't fight city hall. And it's not a bad look for him, either.
Uh... Can I help you?
Huh? Oh, no. Just wanted to introduce you as a character Zack, so I can use you for later. Continue about your business.
Alright... Do you mind getting out of my room?