Spencer's Burning Hatred for Commercials: Part 1

Author: Undaunted

Date: July 21, 2003

by Undaunted
7-21-03
Da, da, da... Ditta-da, da-da! Bum, bum, do da!
Oh crap... Inspirational music. Another prescripition medication commercial...
I have genital herpes! But I'm not going to let it get me down!
Yes you are! You have herpes... That's what herpes does! It gets you down. Deal with it, you stupid whore!
I'm a free spirit, and herpes doesn't need to effect my love life! Come here, honey...
No, dude! Don't hug that skank! She has herpes!