Jesus vs. the Easter Bunny

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 10, 2004

by UnknownEric
4-10-04
Aha! It is me, Jesus, reminding you to remember me on Easter by casting the Easter Bunny out of your life.
What's in it for me?
Brightly coloured eggs and chocolate!
Salvation!
I pick the bunny.
Dammit.