Eric Unveils His Alter-Ego "Sarcasm Man."

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 1, 2004

by UnknownEric
5-01-04
And he was going to go swimming, so I just said, "That's so gay."
That's an amazing ability you have.
Huh?
The ability to determine the sexuality of a concept. Who knew that "swimming" enjoyed sex with its own gender before you came along.
Dude, you suck.
Ah, that is not true. I lick.