Hustler's "The Girls of Stripcreator" Issue

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 17, 2004

by UnknownEric
5-17-04
In Larry Flynt's office.
Boss, Playboy kicked our ass with the "Girls of Enron" issue and now they're doing "Girls of Home Depot." Do we have a plan to fight back?
Do we! Are you sittin' down? "The Girls of Stripcreator." Attitudechicka, little_kitty, ivytheplant, NooniePuuBunny, nicejohnson, etc. etc. etc. It's a goldmine!
Umm, have any of them said yes yet?
Just one. A miss... umm... kajun_firefly. That's an odd name for a girl...
At the photo shoot.
CUNT! *flop*
That's a hell of a clitoris you got there, Miss Firefly.