Eric the Angry Librarian Strikes Back.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 19, 2004

by UnknownEric
7-19-04
Fine Arts Department, can I help you?
Yes, I have a painting I want you to tell me the value of. I don't know the name of it or when it was painted, and I can only tell from the signature that the artist's name starts with a B.
What is the painting of?
Oh, I don't know. Some landscape or something. So how much is it worth?
Fuck this shit.
Hello? Hello? I need a price! Hello?