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| Do you remember all of the soft rock singer-songwriter hits of the 1970s? | |
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| Unfortunately, we all do. That's why we personally murdered all the living artists who created it! | |
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| And for the next 30 minutes, you can watch exciting footage of the gruesome deaths of such stars as James Taylor, Cat Stevens, and Dan Fogelberg. | |
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| John Denver's not only thankin' God he's a country boy, he's thankin' God he's dead so he didn't have to be savagely bludgeoned to death by us! | |
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| We of course spared Joni Mitchell and Carole King, but only because they're fairly cool. | |
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| And Paul Simon, because that short little weasel kept getting away... | |
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