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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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An Infomercial I'd Like To See

by UnknownEric
4-29-04


	Do you remember all of the soft rock singer-songwriter hits of the 1970s?


	Unfortunately, we all do. That's why we personally murdered all the living artists who created it!


	And for the next 30 minutes, you can watch exciting footage of the gruesome deaths of such stars as James Taylor, Cat Stevens, and Dan Fogelberg.


	John Denver's not only thankin' God he's a country boy, he's thankin' God he's dead so he didn't have to be savagely bludgeoned to death by us!


	We of course spared Joni Mitchell and Carole King, but only because they're fairly cool.


	And Paul Simon, because that short little weasel kept getting away...

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