Vagamus  

In the event of an Emergency such as this in an aircraft, make sure you put your head between your legs.

Yes, otherwise it might end up in someone elses lap.

*Shhh!* Also remember that the cushion you sit on is also a floatation device.

Which will hardly do you any good when slam into the ocean at mach 9.

I give up.

This is will your defiled corpse will end up after you've hit the ground at sufficient speed to bust the aircraft into powder.