All comics by Vark

 

by Vark
3-12-04
Earlier that day:
Man, we fo sho wid it! Represent, dawg!
What a fuckmook...
Dude, even I could kick your ass. Kids these days and their made up gangs.
Dude! *snicker* That's why he ran away crying? *giggle* T-to-da-Izzown pansies.
Pretty much. I didn't even have to try. Dude, Matt, arm's length away..you smell like bong water.

 

by Vark
3-12-04
You know, for a stoner, you have really good...remembering..thingy.
Rememboring thingy? What, you think I have a good memorabob?
...who are you?
My underwear says "Bill Haskins", but who's to say for sure?

 

by Vark
3-16-04
One day, in the school yard:
Mike?! What in the bloody blue hell made you think it'd be a good idea to drop acid before class?!
Ooga chaka ooh eeh ooh ah ah walla walla bing bang!
wur r u gong?! i r n0t dun tokin 2 yu! lawls

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