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by VdlbV
1-04-02
You.
You're under arrest, bitch!
Fuck you dumb ass!
Suck.
Go to hell!
Shut the hell up bitch.
You faggot.
I'M FAT.
SHUT UP

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Cool Cyber!
*type type* I love you. *type type*
*beep beep* I love you.
*type type* I am a hot, 26 year old college student. *type type*
*beep beep* Oh, yeah.
Dragon is screwed. Ha ha!
*type type* Shut up. I am a male. *type type*
*beep beep* So am I, I want your hot body!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Ha ha.
Are you that male I met on the net?
Yes, you can kiss my ass! You are hotter than I imagined!
Ha ha ha!
Shut up.
That's not funny.
Oh, how cute.
I am not trying to be.
Ass.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Bongo sucks at making music. He sings it in his bathroom.
Lah lah lah lah.
Ha ha! This one REALLY sucks!
I love you Cheryl, this goes out to you.
Bongo is pissed.
*microphone response*
That's what you get bastard, you suck. Make me sound better. AHH, my ears!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Bongo loves everybody.
Me so honay!
I love you already.
No he doesn't.
Get away, I'm looking in the mirror, whore!
M'kay, ass.
Wait, he hates you all.
Burn in hell, asshole.
Ahhhhhh!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Stickdeath is fun & cheaply animated!
Hello, we have to fight. Damn stickdeath.
Hey, hold on! I got a letter!
Stickguy reads the letter.
I'm waiting.
*the letter reads* Dear stickmen, stick is incredibly addictive thse days. So kill each other, now.
It all comes down to this.
I told you this letter wouldn't be important. *stick nail in other stick's head*
Ow, fucker! I am going to kill your ass!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Gopleepyomelipyomedippliksdiffgerage.
Asdglikopetyoumkimloup!
Ippspitch.
Novery.
Lippylippylopeyem.
Oppromgheyclidfed.
Jimporgrey.
Jinkorge.
True, true.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Hookers talk to trees.
Hello, welcome to the Ho Train. How may I help you?
Tress don't talk to hookers.
Talk to me! I have rights!
This hooker is dumb. Did I mention it's not even close to Christmas? It's June.
I love you. I love guys that never respond. Awww... Thanks.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Stupid sticks get stuck in garbage cans.
Get me out, now.
Hmmm....Ummmm....Ha ha, no.
Stickmen love to argue.
I need you to, this is un-comfortable!
Maybe next time you won't TRY TO SLEEP IN A FUCKING GARBAGE CAN!
Stupid stickman, it needed to die.
Ahhhh.....!
Didn't I tell you not to MESS WITH ME, bitch!?

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Gibberish is so annoying, but don't you still just love it?
Sunckymahjinkope!
Loba, loba olba loba!
Now, we are using German letters!
Killump! Munfdá!
Larken charken chuppa. Æá!
*smacks the squirrel*
Sarpa, sarpa, sarpa!?
Nappa nappa inkjin!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Dragon flames some stupid AIM newbies.
*type type* You suck! *type type*
*beep beep* Shut ur mouth dood I hate u. *beep beep*
chaos on AOL.
*type type* Learn to type, loser. You stupid fuck. *type type*
*beep beep* i hate u dork shut up i am kool ur not. *beep beep*
Who cares if he gets banned from AOL? He lives in hell!
*type type* You suck. *type type*
ALERT: AOL has sensed a flame war. Your account will be shut down along with your I.P in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 seconds.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Stupid robots.
Hello, & you are?
I am a robot of doom! You better leave my comic now, bitch!
Stupid, stupid, stupid robots.
I am waring you.
Shut the hell up! This is my comic, deal with it.
By the way, stick people aren't fat.
Ha, I use up you whole comic! In your face.
You fat bastard.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Bongo is getting weird as ever.
Don't you love my immature humour? I HAVE A STINKY BUTT STINKY ASS BUTT STINKY!
Hahahahah! Bongo sucks so badly as singing, yet, I still love him more than ever.
I love singing, signing, sginging to myself, HEY!
Bongo gets mad too easily.
Rot in hell, stupid microphone.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Pigs giving advice.
Hello, I am the pig god.
My relationship isn't going to good.
Aww, god! You are one sick fellow, pig!
Hmm....We are in prison. Let's have anal sex & then I;ll think about your relatin ship some more.
What!?
Pig is sad.
No! Don't leave me!
See ya, weirdo.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Advice always helps.
Squirrel, I need your help. What should I do!?
Hmm..About what?
My wife. She cheated on me.
Kill her.
Oh, okay.
....Dumbass...

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Penguin strippers?! Weird.....
Hello, I am going to spank your ass all night.
What the fuck? Oh, alright, smack my chicken ass all night long.
Paying time.
Oh, yes, & how uch will you be paying me?
20 dollars!
Always run away from your problems.
Where's my 20?
See ya, stupid ass.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
DASDADSADASDAS
BOOHOO
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME DNASJKLDNASKJN';
nonononononnonono!
SADASFDGHDFGHFGH OH NO.
AAAAHHH!
You have been warned.
OH NO I NEED COFFEE.
I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU BITCH DORK FACE SHUT UP

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Uh, oh.
Hey, what's up?
Sut up, bitch! Don't talk to me in that tone of voice!
Aww, C'mon, don't fight.
Hey, shut up, asswipe!
Bring it on! I can melt your ass!
Nice guys finish first, in this case.
Ha! I burnt you!
Damn snowmen, they are all the same.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Stickdeath, how fun. *sigh*
Here, let's fight! I will kill you!
Hmmm...No, I will kick your ass.
Who wins, nobody knows.
Get ready!
Hmmm...Ready!
Heh, turn of events.
Ughhh...
And you better stay there.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Absolutely normal chaos.
Want to battle?
No thanks.
Thor.
Want, Thor want no battle?
Thor?
Leave when you can, Piggy.
...............Thor, yes.
You seem, to be, ummm...Bye. Don't kill me.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
OH NO IM AN IDIOT
SHUT UP I AM NOT FACING THE RIGHT WAY
IDIOT DIOT DIOT
OH NO I WANT THE COFfEE!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Christmas presents are great.
I got a really cool X-Box for Christmas!
Cool!
What'd you get?
..............
Oooh, harsh.
...........
My period.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
New Interenet Service!
Hmm...Thank god I got msn.
*type type type beep*
Stupid computer.
Ha ha! Chat spam time!
*type type beep beep crash glitch spark*
Stupid circuits!
No! Oh, no! Oh, god! My computer! DAMNIT!
*glitch glitch crash burn*

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Sticks, again.
Get this nail out of my head!
Hmmm....Naw.
2nd stick=Not very afraid.
Prepare to have a grave with your name on it!
Heh, no.
Both sticks are...gone. They go bye bye.
Ahhhh.....!
Ahhhh.....!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Robot hacker, gimme a break.
Hacking time! Time do use the h4ck3r 1337 sp34k.
Hacker speak!
1 w4n7 70 h4ck j00r pc, j00 4r3 b31n9 h4ck3d!
Hacker got a taste of his own medicine.
Shit! My PC has been hacked!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
This is one sick robot.
Lemme grab that sweet ass of your's.
Aww, get off me, you pervert!
Whoa, that slipped, nothing to see here.
Ow, ow, ow, my ass!
Ummmm.....No comment.
I did more than just grab its ass. shoved my hand up ass.
Gimme some more of that, baby. Lemme squeeze that ass of your's!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Hey, dad! Need any help fixing the house up for winter?
Yes! Just on the roof!
Oky, how can I get up there.
Just lemme get the ladder!
Son helps father.
You fell in the garbage, & I was going to help.
Just...son...Please get me out of here.

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
See spot.
See spot look.
See spot burn in hell, shitface.
Fuck!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Hey, bro! Need any help?
No, thanks, just...nailing stuff to the wall.
I'd love to nail you.
..............
And stay out!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Part 1 "The Beginning"
You're ugly.
Suck my squirrel balls, bitch.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, yes!
That squirrel is an idiot.
Get away, I'll cum on your face.
So.................?

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
Shit, that letter had some PRETTY important stuff in it.
Hmmm...127 papers, in one week. Interesting. Buh bye, bills! Buh bye!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
They want to smoke each other's asses.
Smoke my ass!
No, you smoke my ass!
Smoke mine, now! Or I'm gong to smoke you dry, bitch!
Oh, yeah?
Ummm....Get away from me, you scare me. I smoked your ass, now get the hell away.
AHHHH! MY HOT ASS!

 

by VdlbV
1-04-02
New computer for the hacker!
Well, I have a new DELL computer. It'd going to be the time for hacking.
*is connecting*
Awww, gross! This internet chat room is gross.
*the screen reads* My tits are huge, & have big tits they are huge big ass tits man!
*types*Shut up, you probably have man tits.*enters*
*the screen reads*That's right, I'll bend you over & f*ck you up.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Ey, orpjorge loppinstein!
Makey lakey humdinger?
Que, Ope joik gui!
?
I love you.
True, true.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
See spot look at you.
See spot look at you more.
See spot turn to ashes.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Stick people easily die.
We have to fight. Again.
I guess so.
Trashed, literally!
That was easy.
.....Easy as ever.
Easy.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Part 2 "The Arrest"
Hey, I am going to be arrested!
Please, do shut up.
Watch!
Ummm.. Police! Arrest this crazy man!
Dammit!
Any reason you are here?

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
See spot. Spot is happy.
See Spot stand.
See Spot face criminal charges.
Smoke me!

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
These pants suck.
Yeah, mine are all tight and dorky.
Mine are too damn baggy.
Well, mine are white & stupid looking.
My ass is itchy.
I care, I really do.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
See spot. We like Spot.
See Spot talk.
Lah lah lah.
Rest in peace, Spot.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Singin' Sensation!
I love to sing-a, about the moon & June-a & the spring-a!
I love-a to, I love-a to sing!
Screw that. No one actually "SINGS" anymore.
Screw that, singing sucks.
Learn to sing, then come back.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
I hate TV these days.
TODAY, Girls Gone Wild is now on tape! Sexy college girls!
Hmm...Phone number?
Just call "1800-789-sexy."
Yeah, oh, yeah!
Call, you know you want to.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Why don't chickens wear pants?
I don't know, want to borrow mine?
Eww.. Shut up!
Hmm... *Ahem*
Yes, life goes on.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
This isn't any fun.
Still, I need to do something.
Awww...Screw it.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
()(GGFARTFATRFARTFART
D00D THATS FUNNY D00D OMG OMG
HELLO MR WHATS YOUR NME MR LoL
OMG THT WUZ FUNNY
UR KEWL D00D SWEET MAN KEEEWWLLL
OMG OMG THIS IS A TV
COOL TV W00T THATS KEWL

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Paper clips fighting makes a lot of sense. & they are in the sea, even makes more sense.
I will clip you! Beeotch!
Oh, yeah? Bring it on!
Stop looking at me with that fucking smirk!
No, you.
Oh, how mature. *cough not cough*Nice comeback.
Thanks. But one thing, let's actually fight in the next episode. If the maker of this comic is stupid enough to. *cough*

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
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har har har tthat s funay LOlolOLoloLO
hsut up d00d
never hello mr!111
jgfjfjjgffghjgfjg you aren't funny
cheesedsf

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Yo, what's the dealy-o homie dawg yo sup?
No, no, no cheese is better than fondue, stupid ass.
No, I like popcorn more than biscuits.
No, my peanut packets, mine, mine, all mine!
Oil?
Dude, give those bear cans!
H-ha! I ate all of the oil!

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Time to fight.
M'kay.
Fear my magnetic powers!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Cheese.
I'm out of here.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Hmmm...More cyber chat rooms...Great.
I shall hack thee!
Ah! Other pc hack! This is starting to piss me off!
*GGLLUGH GLITCH GLITCH ZAP BEEP*

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