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by Vekou
9-24-03
Duelist Goku VS Matt Wilson
I am liek so sexy
liek I know! spank me! lets go to my room and buttsechs d00d
lol ok hahahaha r u horney>?
oh baby harder lol yayaya ooooooh yah!!!!!!!!!!1
HAH! I'm not really Duelist Goku! I'm SATAN! And not I'm sending you to hell for the atrocities you've committed in the name of love and buttsechs!
Dude, this comic sucks. Who the f*ck wrote this?!

 

by Vekou
9-24-03
Vekou vs. Confederate
liek ya. my name is veku.
die! glory to the f*cking confederacy!
i'm like, here to represent toonzone. just to make sure joo dun sue our 4sses.
oh yeh? i'm here to represent the new snack that gets 'round. new Skippy Squeeze sticks that go for miles around!
WINNAR : VEKU
dude that commercial totally sucks. die.
ok

 

by Vekou
9-24-03
DUN DUN! DUN DUN!
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DUN DUN! DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
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OH MY GOD A F*CKING SQUIRREL!!!!! OH SWEET GOD< SAVE ME!!!!!!! I"M 2 YOUNG 2 DIE!!!!!1 OH GOD!!!!!!1 NOOOOOO!1!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 DON'T TAKE ME! OH GOD NO! GAME OVAR MAN! GAME OVAR!!!!!!!!1
STFU noob.

 

by Vekou
9-24-03
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teh moral of the story is dun clone urself, dumass. technology bad. amish good.
OMFG A F*CKING CLONE!
OMFG A F*CKING CLONE!

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
Hey, everyone. Vekou here. I'd just like to ask all of you....
Well, hello consumer. Yes, hello, consumer. Bebop Cola, dadada, BEBOP COLAAAAAAAAAAAA... YEAH.
Why the heck aren't I in anybody else's comics?!
And I say to myselfffff.... I need exact chaaaange.....
Shut the f*ck up, Cthulhu! I wasn't asking you! And stop quoting Selab, you hack!
Well excuse me, mister hot pants.

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
It's the deathmatch of the century! In this corner, TOONZONE FORUMS!
I represent the ToonZone community as a whole. I would rather not resort to violence, but I advise you to prepare to be annihilated.
And in this corner, the ADULTSWIM.COM FORUMS!
anime is teh s uck except for inuyasha!!!1 prapear 2 die!!!1
It's a tie! COBOY TRANSFORMATION GO!!!! *waves arms wildly*
Henshin henshin henshin henshin henshin!
Shit the f*ck up. Ass.

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
Hey, everybody. Check it out. I was the first person to sign this petition. http://www.PetitionOnline.com/34fty/
I advise you to sign it also.
Vekou, why is it that you use bad language in all of your comic strips? Tsk tsk tsk!
Because I f*cking want to, you f*cking ass. Now shut the f*ck up before I f*cking come over there and f*cking pound your ass into the f*cking ground.
*sniff* Okay...

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
Hey, wanna go blow up some buildings?
Vekou, you're a racist bastard.

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
Thanks Landstander!
Thanks Landstander!
Thanks Landstander!
Why the f*ck are these the two default characters?!

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
Wanna have sex?
Okay.

 

by Vekou
9-27-03
UNF!
OH BABY!
OH! HARDER! HARDER! OH GOD! DON'T STOP!
OH MY GOD! IT'S SO TIGHT!
Vekou, why are you trying to have a sense of continuity in these comics? It isn't working. In fact, it's really mindless and stupid.
Y'know, I have no idea...

 

by Vekou
10-08-03
Well, it's been a while since I made a comic. 'What's the deal, Vekou?' you may be asking.
That is, in the extremely rare chance that you actually READ this comic.
Don't mean to whine, but there's been an awful lot of stuff going on for me lately, most of it bad. And I've been busy with ths usual bullshit, too.
But why should I use an online webcomic to while about life? Everybody knows that's what blogs are for.
So, instead, I'll attempt to make you laugh with this ridiculous image of a person who is supposed to represent Ungod from Shadows of Namek. Enjoy.
F**K YOU, MAN! I'm gonna spam you for this shit! Dragonball sucks! You're an idiot! Your forums are for faggots! This comic is the stupidest thing I've ever seen! You're a complete idiot! Die!

 

by Vekou
10-08-03
They just updated the character choices with a bunch more from Kaddar. Let's take a look at some of them and pick out a new character for me. I'm tired of having 1 facial expression.
Eh, no.
No.
No, not really.
The madness continues in the next comic!
Ripoff of my lawyer guy. But are they the same person? I don't know.
Sexy, but no.

 

by Vekou
10-08-03
Nah.
Fits my personality, but no.
*sigh* I wish....
Wow, uh.... no.
(Read the next strip for part 3, fool)
I would pick this, but there's only one expression, of course...
PERFECT.

 

by Vekou
10-08-03
Well, I sold my soul to Satan to get this new look. How do you like it?
Hahaha! Who cares? Your soul is mine! And you can't go three comics without having me, the Prince of Darkness, have a starring role! I have taken over your life and your crappy webcomic, mortal!
With my grand total of four expressions, I'm free to do whatever I want! Look at all the money I've made! And all thanks to you!
Shut up, fool! All your money are belong to me now! Since I own your soul, I'm free to do whatever I want with your earthly possessions! Ahahahaha!
No. Die.
Ah, shit. Well, guess I'll blow up now.

 

by Vekou
10-08-03
Well, I've decided. This will be my new look from this day forward.
I've also decided to make it a habit to update this thing more regularly.
If you read this regularly, which you don't know but will now because I command it, you may have noticed that I've only been making comics only once in a while.
I usually make several in one day, then don't put any more up for quite some time afterwards.
So to celebrate this new declaration of regular comics (and because I love you all so much), I'm going to link you all to some high-quality, full length hentai mov - Oh, hey, look! A gnome!
Henshin henshin henshin henshin henshin henshin henshin henshin. Heeheehee!

 

by Vekou
10-10-03
(Based on real events that happened today)
Meh. Average.
Full Metal Panic!
OMG OMG OMG! RUH-ROH-NEE KENSHIN! TURN AROUND! I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!
Oookay...
HEY, FULL METAL PANIC! I HAVE THIS WHOLE SERIES ON DVD! I HAVE ALL THE EPISODES! ON DVD! HEY, DOES ANYONE HERE LIKE BOOGIEPOP PHANTOM? HOW ABOUT FLCL? HEY, LOOK AT MY ANIME CDs! SUBS > DUBS!
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to watch this.

 

by Vekou
10-10-03
Did I really say these things outloud? Of course not, but I tried to ignore these annying fanboys/fangirls as best I could...
Hey, my shirt has Ryoga and P-Chan on it! Look at me!!
No. I'm trying to watch this...
Hey, shut up! Everybody shut up! We're trying to watch this!
Thank you...
Hey, how come everybody in anime looks the same?
That's it, I'm leaving.

 

by Vekou
10-12-03
Big O! ACTION!
Ready to serve, my lord. Speak and I stall obey.
Blarrrrrgh, I am Big Duo! Prepare to die!
Oh no. He's so much more powerful than me. I will surely lose. But I cannot give up. I will fight back.
Oh, I give up. I'm never going to get hired by Sunrise...

 

by Vekou
10-13-03
Hey! I see you're FIFTEEN SECONDS LATE TO CLASS! Lunch detention for you!
Buzz off, dude.
(At lunch detention)
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(At lunch detention)
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Fuck, I'm the only white person in here...

 

by Vekou
10-14-03
Hester, my dear. Come here. Hug me. I have sinned, like you, but everybody knows about your sin and nobody knows about mine. It's time for them to know the truth.
... Okay.
*rips shirt* Behold! I carved the scarlet letter on my own chest, 'cause I'm a deranged psychopath with many disorders and mental diseases. I had to show everyone.
... Okay.
God is great. God is good. Thank you God, for making me suffer like I have. I really deserved it. Well, I'm going to die now. Farewell, Hester. *dies*
Guess I'll die too. Hey, this book is over. 'Bout time...

 

by Vekou
10-15-03
[End of 1st Inning]
Cubs off to a bad start! Marlins score 3 runs in the first inning.
*sigh*
[End of 3rd Inning]
Cubs up 5-3! The fans are ecstatic! Cubs are goin' to the world series!
YES!
[End of Game]
Nevermind. Cubs lost.
Oh, goddammit.

 

by Vekou
10-18-03
Hey.
Okay, we're going to have a vote on what we're going to watch next week. It can't be too violent. Who wants to watch Inuyasha?
*rest of the room erupts into crazed fangirl screams and cheering*
Screw Inuyasha. Let's watch something that not's on TV.
Okay, uh... how about... Spirited Away?
Sure. I have that on VHS.
Allright. Spirited Away it is.

 

by Vekou
10-23-03
Hey There! I'm Rae-Rae Chan!
Hello. [Insert semi-amusing salutation here]
Hey. Let's engage in a mindless conversation about smashing computers.
Penis.
"Hey! My greeting is wittier!" "No, mine is!" "STFU FAG!" "No!" "Penis!" "Shut the hell up, Nick!"
... See, this is what happens when you bring a girl to Game Bunker.

 

by Vekou
10-28-03
I kill you pants now pants ahahaha your comic is good but yeah pants I start war now pants hah! Why you pick trenchcoat guy?
I have a gun.
See?
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Uh-huh. So, why'd you pick the astronaut?

 

by Vekou
10-29-03
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*bursts into flames*
Bloody hell...

 

by Vekou
11-06-03
Blargh
Ahh
Die
No
Ok
Bye

 

by Vekou
11-19-03
Well, I transferred to SBT. This is probably gonna be my last day. Later, guys.
See you at Tremendous Con!
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*sniff*
One week later
Nuke 'em, guys! Yeah-ah! So long, Oceanside bitches!

 

by Vekou
1-25-04
(At Town Hall meeting)
And running for junior vice president, we have Chris Moore...
Um... is anybody running agianst me?
Er... no.
Well, then...
Hello, everybody, as your new junior class vcie president, I'd like to say...
I'M NOW CHANGING THE SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT HERE TO THAT OF A SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP! ALL HAIL VEKOU! SIEG VEKOU! GLORY TO THE PRINCIPALITY OF VEKOOOOUUU!!

 

by Vekou
5-09-05
(Reading AA-T)
Y'know, I had completely forgotten about this place.
Wow, look at this old stuff. I sure was unfunny and racist.
Well, I guess this isn't all that bad. Haha... oh, man, I remember this. Ah, the memories. Whoo, hey, this wasn't so bad. What! No, yes it was! This was terrible! F***, this was f***ing awful!
That's my inner black guy. Or maybe it's Drizzle. I dunno.
WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK TO THIS PLACE?!
WHAZUP, NIGGA! Whicka- whaka- whicka- whickee- whickeee! What do you do when the pimp's in the crib, yo! How you been, nig? Word to ya momma, dawg, AIGHT? Ya feel me? DAMN, YO! You've changed!

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