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by Vertigo__
1-13-05
Mister Douglas? I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
What??? But I didn't do anything!
I know you think that, but I'm afraid that urinating into a file cabinet is agaist company policy.
But the john was clogged up!
Well, has it crossed your mind that it may be because you flushed a sack of batteries down the toilet?
Oh, don't tell me THAT'S against company policy too!

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
So yeah, the boss fired me because I "lacked the capability to make intelligent decisions." As if!
Well he has a point...you DID unplug my grandma's life support system.
So you would let a brand new Dell go to waste?

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
Damn it. I need a job. Something where I can do minimal work for tremendous pay...

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
FROM BEAUTIFUL NEW YORK CITY, IT'S THE JEFF DOUGLAS SHOW!!! AND NOW, YOUR HOST, JEEEEEEEEFF DOUGLAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
Hey, hey, hey, America! How are you all doing tonight?
Well, we've got a great show lined up for you tonight...of course, I say that every night...
HAHAHAHAHA
But tonight, we have Famous Actor Guy in the studio!!
OOOOOOHHH!

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
So, Mr. Famous Actor Guy, tell us about your latest film.
Well, it's an action-packed thriller about a cop whose family is killed. When the police drop the case, he decides to take the law into his own hands.
Uh-huh...
The special effects are amazing, especially the car chase at the end.
Thrilling! Can we roll that clip?

 

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
Author's Note: Spot the tribute to biped!
I got the stuff, do you got the money?
Yeah, here...now let's see the goods.
Is there a problem?
Uh, YEAH, fuckhead, this is a fucking dildo, assbite.
Oh yeah, I switched the tape, hehe. Pretty funny, huh?
Wait a minute...that was YOU?

 

by Vertigo__
1-14-05
God damn it all! Maybe I really am a fucking idiot...if only there was a job where you could get paid to be stupid...and people wouldn't fire you...
Wait a minute...
Congratulations, Jeff...or should I say, Mr. President!
SWEET!

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