Vertigo__  

Mister Douglas? I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

What??? But I didn't do anything!

I know you think that, but I'm afraid that urinating into a file cabinet is agaist company policy.

But the john was clogged up!

Well, has it crossed your mind that it may be because you flushed a sack of batteries down the toilet?

Oh, don't tell me THAT'S against company policy too!