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| Check out this awesome back massager I found in your parents' room! The pleasinator 8500! | |
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| Um. That's not a back massager. That's a dildo. | |
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| ......Oh. Hehe, I guess your mom has some pent up 'frustration', eh? | |
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| My mom divorced my dad and moved out almost ten years ago. | |
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From that day on, Bob was never able to even THINK about franks dad without feeling the urge to scrub himself raw with anti bacterial soap...
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| Then....why....oh my GOD. I MASSAGED MYSELF WITH THAT THING!!!! | |
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| Um. Anyway....it's almost eight. Lance and my dad will probably be needing that pretty soon... | |
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