All comics by VidGamrJ

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by VidGamrJ
5-26-01
Drugs
Whaddup dawg? Yo, you uh, need any blow?
Hey man! I was about to ask you the same thing... By the way, I know I've seen you before...
The White House
Well of course I do...I look like you dip shit. Well since you don't need any of my fine white shit, you wanna see something cool?
Oh, ok, yeah I see... Uh huh. Sure, let me see what you got.
And aliens eating you dick... What the fuck is this all about anyways?
Whaaaaa! Whoooo! Boo! Grrr! I'll eat you! Come here you little tasty butt fucker! Grr! Ahhhh! Come here!
Whoa! I'm trippin balls! Sweet! Hey man, what are you doing? Oh... Heh, need some blow eh? Me too heh heh. Hey don't bite! NOOO you bit it off! You bastard!!!

 

by VidGamrJ
5-31-01
The Relationship
Baby, I want you to know that you are the only one for me and I'll love you forever!
Aww, honey, I love you too! *Muah*
6 Months Later...
I love you sweetie!
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Later...In Hell
WHAT??? I can't belive you killed yourself over some stupid bitch! Oh man am I going to make sure your ass fries, sucka!
NNNNNNOOOOO!!! Please no! Don't! I didn't know what I was doing! I couldn't live without her! Oh God no! Damn you bitch! See what your love did to me!?!?

 

by VidGamrJ
5-31-01
Wow! You sure are pretty!
Aww!
And you're so sexy and beautiful too...
Hehe, I know babe.
IN SPANISH!
Fucking asshole!

 

by VidGamrJ
5-31-01
Download Complete
Cool, about time.
Installation Complete
Huh? What the hell?
Thank you for downloading your very own Bill Gates Cyber Buddy. Uh-oh! Bill tells me that not only are you using Netscape Navigator but ALSO Linux. Bill is not happy and your computer will now be..
..TERMINATED!!! Hahaha! Microsoft owns your ass bitch!
DAMN YOU BILL!!!

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Hey Satan, what's up?
Ahh nothing, you know, just come to destroy the world.
Satan, I can't let you do that...
The hell are you going to do about it? You're nailed to a cross!
Shit...
HA HA HA!!! That's what I thought!

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Breaking news! The Bush Family has just been involved in a freak accident!
Yay!
I'm sorry to report that it doesn't look like there are any survivors...
Even better!
Oh wait... What's this... We have movement, I think, yes... We have a survivor! And it's George W! He's waving folks! The president is alive and kicking!
FUCK!!!

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Ahh, honey, I'm so glad we get married. I want to make you feel good. I do anything to you. How can I please you?

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Ahh, honey, I'm so glad we get married. I want to make you feel good. I do anything to you. How can I please you?
Hmm...
I want number 69!
What!?!? You want chicken with fried rice???
???

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
All your base are belong to us!
Shut the fuck up...

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Spend a few hundred dollars on the Office XP that Microsoft has spent millions on!
Buy it today! Only a few hundred dollars!
What the hell does Bill Gates think I am? A bank?
No...A sucker!

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Dammit! I am a sucker...
Installing Microsoft Office XP...
...
What the fuck!?!? It doesn't even work!!!
SUCKER!!!

 

by VidGamrJ
6-03-01
Hey Brad! Wanna hang out smoke some herbs or something?
Sure!
Later...
Why do you hang out with those damn high school kids? Don't you have friends your own age?
Who are you to tell me how to run my life? As a matter of fact, I do have friends my own age and I do hang out with them.
The next day...
Hey Jessica! How bout you and me get together and have some fun? I really like hanging out with you!
Ehh... I'd rather get high with all my 16 year old friends. Maybe one day when I stop smoking pot and start acting my age we'll have fun together...

 

by VidGamrJ
6-07-01
Guess what? I got LAID today!
Hey that's great! Way to go little buddy! So how'd you like it?
It was great! The only downfall is that my ass really hurts now and I don't think I can move off this chair...
Oh... Ass hurts huh? Well... I think I gotta get going now...
Ahh good, he brought the lube this time.
Ready for Round 2?

 

by VidGamrJ
6-08-01
Death decides to visit Earth one day and really doesn't like what he sees
This place... The life, the smell, these buildings, this guy... I hate it all!
Whoa! It's Death! Cool!
Wow, Death has some power!
I HATE THIS WORLD!!!
Now that Earth is destroyed and everyone is dead, Death is living the life...err death...err whatever...
Ahh, that's better!

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