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by ViralOne
10-04-06
Hi I am crappy the annoying MS Office assistant.
What the heck!!
I am here to give you completely unrelated advice, at random!
But.. You are supposed to be disabled!! Let ALONE inside the computer... not outside!
Crappy has some new rules...
Yea..... About that!
*gulp!!*

 

by ViralOne
10-30-06
Here we see Jane, pretending to be a Tech.
*BEEP* Error!! Error!!!
Like OMG!!!! My PC is crashing!!!! Ok what did my correspondence class say to do...
BSOD Error 0x0000004E
Ok Ctrl-Alt-Shift and press the Windows Key.....
Hmmmm, I wonder if this is covered under my warranty

 

by ViralOne
10-30-06
Jane learns yet another lesson...
Hi Lenny! You are a nerd right? Can you fix my PC for me?
Sure thing!! I hax mine all the time. You name it I can do it...
Oook... Let me see here. If I press Ctrl-Alt-Shift and F10 all at once....
Oh crap!!! Beam me up !!!!

 

by ViralOne
9-01-07
Ok Mother Fuckers.......
Who the hell put the doggie pheromones on the seat of my pants!

 

by ViralOne
9-01-07
Hey! Your the Network adminy thingy dude, right?
Oooooo Kay then.

 

by ViralOne
9-01-07
So, you can fix my PC right?
Of coarse I can, I am working on it right now.
But that is not even my computer! That is YOUR Computer!
Yep. I am mailing the CEO a list of all the kiddie porn sites you go to at work.
Oh hey look! I gotta go!
Hehehe

 

by ViralOne
9-01-07
What the admin hears and sees.
Hi! I am a big porn star and I am so turned on by Network Admins.
Really?
Why don't you meet myself and the Swedish Bikini team in the copy room in 15 minutes?
Oh wow!! Either I am day dreaming, or this is the greatest day of my life!
What is really happening..
Did you catch all that? I am not repeating myself again and it HAS to be done by today!
Dammit

 

That explains the monkey,cool whip, tutu and fireworks, but why are you in the ladies room?
by ViralOne, 9-01-07

 

by ViralOne
9-04-07
Phew! Thank God I wore my force field today!

 

Cletis's first day as a coroner.
I keep say I not dead! What are opsytopsy?
by ViralOne, 9-04-07

 

Hidey Ho Natives!
by ViralOne, 9-04-07

 

by ViralOne
9-04-07
Uh oh
Did you happen to see anything that might be of use to me?
Wow this guy is dumb.

 

No one ever listened to God
If you don't stop smoking, you will go extinct.
by ViralOne, 9-06-07

 

Finally now I will get laid!
Finally now I will get laid!
by ViralOne, 9-06-07

 

by ViralOne
9-09-07
It says here Jack, from down the street is a child rapist!
Jack? You mean good ole Jack Schitt?
Yea! I would have never thought that in a million years.
It just goes to show, No one really ever knows Jack Schitt

 

I really think Casual Day is getting out of hand.
by ViralOne, 9-09-07

 

by ViralOne
9-19-07
From a thread on another forum,
Heave to and prepare to be Boarded!
Arrr, Surrender ye booty!
Happy talk like a pirate day.
You! Grog wench, c'mere an earn yer piece o'eight!

 

by ViralOne
10-26-07
Ohhh baby!! Touch my stick some more
What the fuck!!
Oh yea, I bought this car from hollywood. It used to be KITT.
Man the Hoff was one sick fucker!

 

by ViralOne
11-05-08
Todays top story, Barrack Obama has been elected as the President of the United States of America
That's right Tom, Let's go live to Senator McCain's Consession Speech..
Well Obama, It looks as if you finally beat me. The american Public knows what they want. I never saw this coming
You mean someone besides a a hate mongering biggot? You are just pissed they saw right thru that pole dancer you had up for VP!
Meanwhile back at the White House
But Satan!! You said i would never have to leave office. No no no no no no no.. I won't go.
Dammit Georgie, shut up or I will cut your strings!

 

by ViralOne
3-15-09
*chew chew chew*
What is that you are chewing on?
These rubbery beads I found in the floor. They are nice and tasty!
On the floor you say?
Say, you haven't seen my anal beads have you?
??

 

by ViralOne
4-17-09
Today on NASCAR History...
It's March 20th 1987
WOAH!
I KNEW if I smoked enough pot I would go back in time!

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