WHPrand0m  

Hi there, I'm Mike the Haxican.

What the fuck is a Haxican?

I'm a Haxican you shitfuck.

Uhhh....Sure....Ok why don't you go pull up to a gas station, tell them you're a hacker and see if the guy behind your car starts fearing.

Well, ok, but first I'm going to pick at my tits through this gay ass shirt I'm wearing.

All right Mike...you do that.