All comics by Wadders

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
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So what did you think of Paul W.S. Anderson's latest movie?
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Yeah it was kinda lame

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
This queue to meet Paul W.S. Anderson is preeeety long, I think I'm going o find something comfortable to sit on.
ok
Ahhhh much better
Your a moron, you do know that right?

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Excuse me sir where are you going with that hammer?
I'm going to find Paul W.S. Anderson, and when I do Iam going to hammer 40 nails into his skull then I'll shove this hammer up his ass
Carry on
Hurray

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Hey man I'm looking for predator, I need him to help me kick Paul W.S. Anderson's face in.
Predator doesn't live here any more man
But this is the address I got from his mom
Yeah he used to live here but after Paul W.S. Anderson destroyed his street cred he moved away
Damn you Paul W.S. Anderson
Yeah him and alien both moved to dellaware to raise a family. It seem's Paul W.S. Anderson's fucking up of AvP really brought them together so I guess some good did come out of that film...erm sorta

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Whats that?
It's a letter from the Paul W.S. Anderson fan club
What does it say?
Dear member number 1...........

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Warning........
Watching a Paul W.S. Anderson movie can be dangerous to your health.
God damn you Paul W.S. Anderson he owed me $10.

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Wow, this killbot I bought on the net should be a great help in my quest to rid the world of that hack Anderson
"Beep"
Ok killbot seek out Paul W.S. Anderson and destroy him.
£*@~~#', I'll do it myself
"Sorry mate Paul W.S. Anderson has promised me the lead in his adaption of final fantasy 7. You should see the script it has me the robot hero, a talking cactus a dancing bear that wears a hat........

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Ok Jerry, you will fly in the window on the south side of the mansion........
Then once inside you will deactivate the alarm in the 7th bedroom on the left, the code is 3345........
Then when you find him you will peck his eyes out and drop battery acid in his pants......
This guy should really get a hobby.

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
I'm glad I can trust you jerry.....
I know how much you hate Paul W.S. Anderson, so this mission should be extra fun for you.....
I only wish I could be there to see his face.
I wonder if now is a good time to tell him I'll be playing the lead chocobo in Paul W.S. Anderson's adaption of FF7?

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
I'm glad I can trust you jerry.....
I know how much you hate Paul W.S. Anderson, so this mission should be extra fun for you.....
I only wish I could be there to see his face.
I wonder if now is a good time to tell him I'll be playing the lead chocobo in Paul W.S. Anderson's adaption of FF7?

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Paul W.S. Anderson's version of final fantasy 7 is opening today.
I know.
Should we go see it?
Hmmmm, even though our eyes will probably bleed and our intestines will explode I think we should.
I mean you never know, maybe even Paul W.S. Anderson wont be able to fuck up something as good as FF7.

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
The opening day of Paul W.S. Anderson's final fantasy 7.
I've been looking forward to this!
???
A Paul W.S. Anderson film
Hack!
He he.

 

by Wadders
3-23-05
Hi my name is cloud I am the hero. This is my buddy barrett wallace.....
What's happening baby?
We are going to have many adventures and you are all welcome to join us.
Fo sure!

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Cripes Barrett we have set the alarm off now we only have 10 minutes to climb all 15 of those ladders to escape this place!
Dang!
Oh no, look out it’s a huge defense robot that has come to prevent us escaping!
Fo sure homie.
This movie is making my eyes bleed.
Hello darlings, Paul W.S. Anderson has seen fit to use me to fulfill they gay quota in this movie. So who is ready to get down and dirty?

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
After escaping the gay defense robot our hero finds himself in the company of a girl selling flowers.
Howdy
Hey there.
Wanna buy a flower from me? Only 10 gil.
10 gil? You better go somewhere else with that shit, I can get 10 blowjobs in wall market for that price!

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Wall market.......
Jesus that wall is huge! It's going to take a while to climb to the top. See you up there Barrett.
Sure thing baby.
4 hours later.
"Puff" How the "pant" hell did you "puff" get up here so fast?
I took the elevator, fo sure!
!@%$#%@!
Return of the mack.

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Back in midgar......
So I said to Tifa, the only thing your going to be sucking is my....wait a minute, who the fuck is that?
She dont look like no FF character I've ever seen.
Hi, I'm Milla Jovovich. Today I am playing another completely made up character in a Paul W.S. Anderson movie that has no relevance to the original source material! I'm also wearing hardly any clothes
Die Paul W.S. Anderson you whore!
I also have some really cool powers, watch me run up and down this wall.....matrix style!

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
There are no words for what I am feeling right now.
Paul W.S. Anderson must pay.
Hey guys did you hear the news? After seeing his version of FF7 the movie fox have decided to let Paul W.S. Anderson direct freddy vs jason 2!
Swish!
The bitch is back where he belongs!

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Wow that cloud looks like a tree.
That cloud looks like a car.
Hey man I need to put this banana skin in the trash, could you get outta there please?
That cloud looks like a monkey holding a banana skin.
Idiot.

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Don't worry, I have hired a really good lawyer who should have you out of there in no time. To take your mind of things I have sent you a CD of Elton john's greatest hits.
Hya handsome, let me dim the lights and we can listen to your CD.
Oh fuck.
Give me a kiss and I'll tell you.
You sent me this, didn't you?

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Hey! Where is our background?
We ran out of funding so we cant afford one.
That's preeeety lame.
Yeah but dont worry, I sold something of Mike's so we will have enough money for a background in the next strip.
What did you sell?
Mike, your soul is mine!
Where the fuck am I?

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
Don't say anthing stupid to ruin the date.
Don't say anthing stupid to ruin the date.
This pasta is fantastic.
I have AIDS.
Cheque please!

 

by Wadders
3-24-05
That was just stupid!
I know.
Why the hell did you tell her you have AIDS?
I dunno... it just seemed sort of appropriate at the time.
Dude you need serious help.
Maybe saying I have cancer would have been a better way to go......

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
More exciting adventures of Mike next week......
What the hell are you looking at?

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
You know that scarf makes you look preeeety gay.
Bite me!

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
Ok lets cut the small talk baby.
You wanna come back to mine for some real dwarf loving?
Sure why not.
Back at Mike's place....
Oh mike......
Hail to the king baby!

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
9 months later......
Hey check it out! It's the fairy I got together with last year, she obviously want's some more of magic Mike's special love juice.
Wow! She's tiny.
Mike I'm pregnant.
Shit.
I mean, where would you buy clothes that small?

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
I'm gonna kick your ass!
No I'm gonna kick your ass.
Alright watch this!
Fuck.
Told you.

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
I HAVE COME FOR YOU.
Cant talk, sleeping.
OH....OK I'LL COME BACK LATER THEN.
Sucker.

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
Hey, you look kind of grey.
Hey, you look kind off stupid.
Touche.
Moron

 

by Wadders
3-25-05
Thats a cool gun.
Thanks.
Can I hold it?
No, because that would be particularly dangerous. You see to hold a gun like this you need to have a class 1 rifle badge and attend gun school for 5 years......
Is this your blood or mine?
Oh shit, not again.

 

by Wadders
3-26-05
Hey, are you ok man?
Oh yeah sure, I'm fine!
Ok, see you later then.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC ASSHOLE!

 

by Wadders
3-29-05
I dare you to go into that haunted house over there.
No way man!
Come on! What are you.....chicken?
............
I'm gonna let that one slide.

 

by Wadders
3-29-05
Hey! I'm here to come into heaven!
But your not dead.
Yeah I know.
.....................
Okay, byeeeeeee.
Get outta here you moron.

 

by Wadders
3-29-05
Are you Mavis Longbottom?
Yes.
Mavis Longbottom of st Joesephs church?
Yes.
Surprise! I'm your strip-o-gram baby!
Oh good lord!

 

by Wadders
3-29-05
What are we going to do? We are stuck on this tiny island, miles from shore!
I have an idea.
No food, shelter, water..........
I'll be right back!
If I kill him, I could live off his corpse for weeks!
I call it the "SS Letsgetthehellouttahere"

 

by Wadders
3-29-05
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Line!

 

by Wadders
3-30-05
Pull my finger.
No way dude.
C'mon, pull my finger.
No!
C'mon.....I'll give you a dollar.
A dollar you say.......

 

by Wadders
4-06-05
Hello mystic wizard! Are you here to send me on a hero's quest to slay the dragon and rescue the virgin maiden ?
Erm, no dude I'm here to unblock your toilet.
A mighty turd lurks in the toilet cave, I will assist you in your quest to destroy this evil creature wizard!

 

by Wadders
4-07-05
Hey Todd, watcha up to?
I'm playing the best multi-player game ever to grace the PS2.
Wow! Can I play too?
Sorry man, I only have one pad.
Oh...... well that sucks monkey balls.

 

by Wadders
4-07-05
I challenge you to a virtua-battle asshole!
I accept your challenge fucktard. Prepare to die!
In cyberspace.........
What the fuck?
God dammit not another virus! I hate this game.

 

by Wadders
4-08-05
Oh my god! It's David Bowie!!!!
Erm....no dude. I'm a children’s entertainer, now if you could just step out of my way I'm late for a gig.
I love you David Bowie, you and your tight pants!
Uh oh

 

by Wadders
4-08-05
......
Hey man, whats up?
Wow you look just like a jelly baby!
What the hell are you talking about?
Mmmmmm, you even taste like a jelly baby!
OOOOOWWWW MY FUCKING ARM!

 

by Wadders
4-08-05
Your a giant paperclip.
Yep.
Your a giant paperclip that floats in mid air.
Yep, thats right.
What the hell are you doing in my comic?
I dont know...waiting for some giant paper to appear maybe.

 

by Wadders
4-30-05
So I said no but thats an amazing tie you have there! HA HA HA
So what did he say?
Oh you know the usual, get outta my house, stop following me around yadda yadda.
You where stalking him?
Well yeah, thats what I do, by the way what are you up to tonight?
Get the hell away from me.

 

by Wadders
4-30-05
I'm going to build myself a house wilson.
Really?
Yeah, first I'm going to chop that tree down for wood then.......
Woah! Let me stop you there buddy. That tree is a registered landmark on this island, you cant chop it down.
Shit.
Yeah I guess it is.

 

by Wadders
4-30-05
Congratulations you have won $18,000,000 on our super draw lottery
ALRIGHT!
Hey handsome. I'm on the rebound wanna take advantage?
Hey wake up, I found another rock.
Lame.

 

by Wadders
5-03-05
It's a good thing this ship found us on that island Wilson.
It sure is.
Ladies and gentleman we hope you are all enjoying your trip on the S.S Titanic, dinner will be served in 1 hour.
Did he say Titanic?
Actually I think he said S.S Titanic.
Stop the ship I wanna get off!
What does a guy have to do to get some cheese around here?

 

by Wadders
5-03-05
Tabby had a nasty fall so I picked her up and said "Tabbykins come and give your daddy a kiss".
And then one thing lead to another and you know.....
Excuse me a sec I really need to take a shower and then I'm going to leave the country.

 

by Wadders
5-03-05
10 - Love
20 - Love
20 - 10
Pong kicks ass!
Totally.

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