All comics by Waffles

 

Waffles the magical squirrel! by Waffles 12-16-01
Waffles the magical squirrel... Im a magical squirrel! YOUR A MORON! STOP TALKING!	hehe ?!?!	:)

 

#apex: Welcome to hell by Waffles 12-16-01
#apex.... fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap	fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap	Comeon waffles! fap fap fap fap *click click* noooooo the guns jammed! must.... kill... myself....

 

Fuflly the christ child by Waffles 12-16-01
Look at me! Im light and fluffly! Im your father.	Waffles, your imptent Impotent... big words... small squirrel... what?	Waffles is impotent? I must be something like the christ child! HEY! Whos the one nailed to a cross here?? ME! YOUR going to burn in hell for that comment pal.

 

Fuflly the christ child by Waffles 12-16-01
Look at me! Im light and fluffly! Im your father.	Waffles, your imptent Impotent... big words... small squirrel... what?	Waffles is impotent? I must be something like the christ child! HEY! Whos the one nailed to a cross here?? ME! YOUR going to burn in hell for that comment pal.

 

When Squirrels dream by Waffles 12-16-01
MWAHHAHA YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! Im sorry Waffles! Please dont kill me!	YOUR GOING TO DIE SARKY!! AHAHAHHAHAH WAFFLES IS THE MASTER! AHHHHHH DONT KILL ME WAFFLES! YOUR MY MASTER! YOU ARE A GOD!	zzzzz your all going to die.... zzzzzzz Aww how cute. Waffles is dreaming he is killing people...

 

When Squirrels dream by Waffles 12-16-01
MWAHHAHA YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! Im sorry Waffles! Please dont kill me!	YOUR GOING TO DIE SARKY!! AHAHAHHAHAH WAFFLES IS THE MASTER! AHHHHHH DONT KILL ME WAFFLES! YOUR MY MASTER! YOU ARE A GOD!	zzzzz your all going to die.... zzzzzzz Aww how cute. Waffles is dreaming he is killing people...

 

Tate suffers! by Waffles 12-16-01
Waffles strikes again... TATE! NOW YOU PAY LITTLE MAN! Mwahaha! YOUR A STUPID SQUIRREL!		Um... Did anything happen?

 

Waffles expresses his control over his subjects by Waffles 12-17-01
Waffles reign of terror Go on a shooting rapage Insane Kangaroo man! Yes Mr Waffles!	Go infect millions of people with thousands of STDs! Yes Mr Waffles!	Go do something that will annoy lots of people! Ill take over microsoft and make people misserable!

 

Proff god exists by Waffles 12-18-01
Hello mr friend! Have any nuts? Go away.	Ohhh comeon, i only want a few nuts! No, go away. I dont like you. Your annoying	AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THERE IS A GOD!

 

Mr Emotionless talks to the freaky stick guy by Waffles 12-18-01
So did you hear the news? What news?	Your going to be publicly stoned tommorw... Oh boy, that happend last year... i hope they didnt get bigger rocks....	Look I can fit in a trash can! AHHHHH IM TALKING TO A FREAK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

 

Waffles gets the mac on by Waffles 12-19-01
Hey, Im Weevils mom, your cute! Yeah, lets go make a video	Some time passes.... Hey Weevil, have you seen your mom anywhere? Nope, I was looking for her too.	Oh... my.... god.... Waffles_and_Weevils_mom.com

 

How Breitling makes money... and how he spends it by Waffles 12-20-01
Hey, want to buy some bootleged beer? Howdy partner! Sure, heres 100 bucks!	Man, i have all this money but i need sex0r! I need money bad, and ill give anyone sex0r!	Ahhh your just a slut, im going to buy another $600 watch. Damn.

 

The truth about Richs watch... by Waffles 12-20-01
Hey, wanna buy a watch? Hm, that looks like one of those $3000 watches	Yes, its fake though, so i give to you for 600! Sounds good to me!	In #apex... Hey guys, look at my new $3000 watch! Did I ever tell you your a moron?

 

Why Waffles is Waffles by Waffles 12-28-01
Hi, Im waffles. Many of you dont know me very well. Let me explain. Hey waffles, shut the hell up!	See? THIS is why im the type of squirrel i am! I just need a little love! Want some lovin little boy? Come to papa!	THANK YOU GOD! Damn, more proff of that stupid god or whatever, why do all of my friends burn when i make sexual advances on them?

 

Plans to take over the world.... thrawted by dumb things.... by Waffles 12-28-01
I want you to kill their leader! Alright? Are you sure?	NEVER QUESTION MY AUTHORITY AGAIN! Yes sir.	Now, go kill... oh whats his name.... shoot... *bang*

 

Apex: Male or Female? by Waffles 12-28-01
So are you a guy or girl? Um, well im a girl.	What about you Weevil? Im a guy	Alright... By the way, how do you like this shirt on me? Do you think its too tight?

 

Waffles getting despriate by Waffles 12-28-01
Hello Waffles, you want to finish this comic dont you? Yes! Help me!	NO! WELCOME TO HELL! What? But...... hey, whos calling at midnight asking for my parents....?	Mwahahah NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo you dirty whore! YOU STOPED MY BRAIN FROM WORKING! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The search is on! by Waffles 12-28-01
Jesus! I need your help to stop the evil comic guy! Go to Apex, there you shall find your sidekick!	In #apex Help! Some be my sidekick! Quickly Delphfin! Morph to super-hero mode! Hey Waffles! Whats up?	And there he finds what he searched for....... RAR! IM SCARY! RAR! I AM TOO!

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