So anyways as I was saying.. Debbie got her nipple pierced on the same day as our 4 month anniversary.
I told her it'd be nice and all. But this is what I'm going to remember our anniversary by. A fucking pierced nipple. I thought anniversaries should be something more meanigful. Y'know.
As much fun as I'm having listening to you, I think I have to go home and sleep with my mail man.