All comics by Wilson

 

Child Support by Wilson 12-20-02
Meanwhile, in the rocky plains of Antarctica... I CLAIM THIS BENCH IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!!!! Spain?	Meanwhile, a little bit to the right... What the hell are you talking about? Listen up, little emo kid. We own you. Go away.	Meanwhile, farther to the right... I'm pregnant. uh oh

 

Taco, the Talkin' Telephone and Sammy Power share a joke. by Wilson 12-20-02
What do a Rabbi and a pickle have in common? .... ............................ ..... Two Sandwiches!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That sucked, Taco. It made no sense.	The Christmas tree gives Sammy a shady glare... Yeah well.... Your christmas tree has teeth and looks like it's gonna eat you. Whoa! You're right. Quick! Call Ghostbusters or something!	I could call, but as I was saying...... TWO SANDWICHES. Ya get it NOW don't ya? I hate you.

 

PJ and Sammy Make an Emo Breakthrough by Wilson 12-21-02
After being roughed up by some Strokes fans, a weeping PJ seeks out his friend... *Sniff* Hey Sammy, why do people keep calling me "emo kid?" Because people always want to place things into neat little categories. This allows them to differentiate themselves from this genre, thereby enabling them to make fun of it and feel superior.	So in a way, the people that make fun of me are actually the wusses. Because they're hiding behind some psuedo-genre in an attempt to seem like they are better than me. Exactly!	Read the top of PJ's, then Sammy's, then the bottom of PJ's. You.... make me feel... like i'm ok. I could be happy. ............... ................ .............. ................... ............... ................ ............... ............. .......sorry. Alright, cut that shit out or we're not friends anymore.

 

Patrick's Awesome Experience by Wilson 12-23-02
Wow, that bug is huge. Yes, i am quite large. By the way, I can read your thougts.	Hmmm... but since it's thought, it wouldn't be "reading" so much as it would be "sensing" right? Because I believe reading would require something for you to physically look at. Kid. Who the hell cares!!! I'm a fucking BUG that can sense your thoughts. And I TALK!	PJ continues to talk about stuff which makes him think he's more significant than you. ...and what's more, I've read some books on telepathy that theori.... SHUT UP!!!! . I'm leaving and your friends think you suck.

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