Wiz  

You get laid yet? Me and Jasmine did it.

Your an asswhole miles, and why would you tell me that? Jasmine's not that kinda girl and would she do it with you? Mr. limpdick.

Mr. Limpdick? Hey, I get more ass than you ever got in your life shit head! And just for that, your fired!

Stay off crack then. Dick.

Again with you! leave me alone!