All comics by Wormcult_com

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
the radiation left these poor animals strangely deformed, resulting in such conversations
hey penguin hooker
hey big cock nose dog thing
these animals were left strangely perverted and desperate for love...
will you please blow my nose for me?
not unless you got 50 bucks smart ass...
and masterful in the art of crude pun humor...
oh why did I even bother to come here...
eewww clean that up you pervy dick nosed nuclear bastard dog thing

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
the radiation left these poor animals strangely deformed, resulting in such conversations
hey penguin hooker
hey big cok nose dog thing
these animals were left strangely perverted and desperate for love...
will you please blow my nose for me?
not unless you got 50 bucks smart ass...
and masterful in the art of crude pun humor...
oh why did I even bother to come here...
eewww clean that up you pervy dik nosed nuclear basturd dog thing

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
moo. i think we are causing accidents..
wow..a cow..a cartoon cow in the middle of the street! and you may indeed have a point there talking cartoon cow...that guy certainly does look pissed about his car...
you killed meeeeeee
I love this outfit! I can feel the wind blow across my TESTACKLES!!! AND I can pass gas with no risk of soiling my undergarments!!
SAUSAGES!!!!!
what the fukk am I drinking anyway???

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
welcome to the MATRIXXX chat
oh boy oh boy just like the MATRIX!
the CONSTRUKT is sending you a visitor
wow!
HELLO NEO....
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Mommy help its a priest!!!

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
go to a grocery store or something i wanna live
hey can I have a bite of that burger pretty please?
don't you have any money? LOSER!
I'll get you...

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
I bring the crucified Jesus to the White House because I am talking dog on a ball, no?
It hurts...god it hurts...umm sorry about the name dropping there...anyway..it hurts...so much...like MAD DIARREAH...but WORSE!!! oh damn these diapers..damn them to HELL!! i mean..NO..WAIT..ahh crap
I bring senile old lady to space ship because I am talking dog on ball!! Hey LADY!! LOOK AT ME IN MY SEXY SPEEDO!!! LOOK AT ME NOW!!!! SEE ME DANCE LIKE YOUR FAVORITE PONY!! NO? FINE I LEAVE YOU HERE!
Where am I...
I hang out with strange horny animals in abandoned warehouses because I am talking dog on a ball and can do this, no?
Hey buddy keep your balls away from me

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
In the magical land of holiday weirdness...
so what are we giving little Timmy this year?
a box of dildos
oh dear god...
Santa is my totalitarian master...I love him...good thoughts...think good thoughts...he KNOWS ALL...just like in that damn 1984 movie...
Later that evening...
and WHY pray tell, are we getting little Timmy a box of DILDOS for Xmas this year?
cuz he's a C*U*N*T!! psst hey Santa, wanna watch me pee or what? get outta here already..."he sees you when you're pisin..." do you want 'em singin that?? SCRAM!!

 

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
Previously, there were beef issues
I don't need your stinkin psycho cookies...cuz I'm a cowboy...and life out here on the farm is pretty simple...
damn cows...why must the tasty taco meat be so difficult to obtain!?!?
so, lets see..."How to afford more dead meat in less time with no knives....For Dummies"
just put the book down and kill the cow yourself. you couldn't sell even sell me your nuts
i need the dead farm animal meat now. you will buy my psycho cookies or i will hurt your horses and make them cry when you ride them naked
sir I'm on the moon to get away from you. I can't breathe and when I pee odd things occur...now you have insulted me. I challenge you to a duel

 

by Wormcult_com
2-16-05
hello deer how was your day
my ass still hurts from all that ANAL SEX we had last night
hmm, wanna do it again WITH CHEESE???
hmmm, how bout a little role playing this time...
what the fuck...

 

by Wormcult_com
2-16-05
the angry squirrel is outraged over the rising cost of nut sacks and seeks outlets for his hostility
I'll fucking kill you Penguin Hooker!!! You're too expensive and I need money for CRACK!!!
I like the smell of warm feces!!! Cover me in the bubbly ocean of your ass for only 50 bucks!!!
i am breastfeeding a bizarre furry fetish animal that i am eventually planning on shoving up my ass for pleasure until it's death
FUCK YOU BILL GATES!!! YOU DO WIERD SHIT WITH ODD ANIMALS AND ALL THE COMPUTER GAMES I CAN PLAY ON MY MAC ARE CRAP BECAUSE OF YOUR MONOPOLY!!!
enter ninja kangaroo assassin...
the squirrel is mine...this isn't over Bill!!
avenge...meee

 

by Wormcult_com
2-22-05
everyone loves my soft warm *P*U*S*S*Y*
i like to put my finger in it and wiggle wooohooooo!!!!! ICE CREAM COME HERE KITTY!!!!!! WHO WANTS KITTY CREAM I DO I DO!!!!!
even Santa loves my hot *P*U*S*S*Y*!!! HERE SANTA RUB MY *P*U*S*S*Y*!!!!!!! RUB IT RUB IT RUB IT!!!!
ho...
HI PIG!!!!! RUB MY *P*U*S*S*Y*!!!!! RUB IT PIG RUB IT!!!!
my peeenis is shaped like a corkscrew..YOU CANT HANDLE MY LOVE!!!!!

 

by Wormcult_com
2-22-05
hahahahaha you're a witch so you dont get none of THIS!!! thats right girl keep walkin and use that broomstick...cuz I'm a *B*I*G**C*O*C*K*
I cant even go out anymore cuz all people ever see is a *B*I*G**C*O*C*K* and they just keep staring with their hands in their pockets like this guy....
i like the cookies...i like to rub myself in the cookies...would you like a cookie??? i made them myself....
hey JESUS!!! can you find some love for a *B*I*G**C*O*C*K*?? i know you can....YOU LOVE THE *C*O*C*K* YOU LOVE THE *C*O*C*K!!!!!
nails...hurting...diapers...full

 

by Wormcult_com
2-27-05
ok now look...i'm gonna get you into this GOTH club...but it's GOTH ok? so dont act all xmas-like you little prozac fiend...be GOTHIC
ok
ever wanna get a shaven monkey of your very own and stuff it with lunchmeat?
what IS it with you anyway....
sweatshop issues

 

by Wormcult_com
4-08-05
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QUIT STARING AT MY SPLEEN!!!!!

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