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| Mom, I just wanted to wish you a Happy Mother's Day! You are the best! | |
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| Well now Spanky, aren’t you just the sweetest boy, thank you! | |
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| Also, thanks for not buying into all that morality BS before I was born, embracing all the free love of the era, getting in touch with your inner slut, and engaging in premarital sex with Dad. | |
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| Did this little fuck just say what I thought he said? It is that Internet and Rock-N-Roll Music!!! | |
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| I was going to thank Dad for being too stupid to believe you were on the pill, not wearing a condom, and not pulling out too early, but that can wait until Father's Day | |
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| This kid if the fucking spawn of Satan.....if I could only turn back the clock, I would have never let his father talk me into having sex....Thank God for Vodka and Oxys.... | |
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