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| HOW DARE YOU MAKE A SUPERIOR PRODUCT TO ME, MICROSOFT! BECAUSE YOU'RE FAR BETTER THAN ME, I CANNOT SELL MY INFERIOR PRODUCT ON THE MARKET BECAUSE PEOPLE PREFER TO BUY FROM YOU! | |
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Think about it: They're the best thing to happen to computers
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| Look mate, it's business, yeah? I don't think you'd be complaining if you were me | |
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| I'M GOING TO SUE YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T DIRECTLY COMPETE WITH YOU BECAUSE MY PRODUCTS ARE A STEAMING PILE OF SHITE COMPARED TO YOURS | |
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BECAUSE of Microsoft, almost everyone can use a computer, rather than just scientists with l33t linux
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| Microsoft we, the EU, are suing you because we can't put up with the fucking moaning of little companies any more. We're also jealous that we don't own you. So, pay us bajillion zillion dollars | |
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