At Least She Was Wearing Depends Undergarments

Author: YAYitsAndrew

Date: January 7, 2003

by YAYitsAndrew
1-07-03
Hey lady, you wanna see a cool clown trick?
Just stand right there while I get everything ready.
Later that day...
Well I thought it'd be safe, how was I to know she had fragile bones?
How can anything involving a clown and a steam roller be considered safe?