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by Yank
8-25-02
Life is a peace of shit
Hate to say it
Yes?
when you look at it
Sometimes I cant stop from doubting...
Dont believe in your father anymore?
Common everyone!!
How is my voice? Always look on the bright side of life...

 

by Yank
8-26-02
Deep in the galaxy...
Oh my God this planet is selling Lux at a very good price!
Captain Rick... they dont want our scientists though...
Get rid of them!!
Oki doki Sir
Oh damm... who thought those binoclars creeps where able to revolt?
Stop!!! I am your friend... E=mc something... I know the solution of Fermat's theorem! Dont kill me!!! I saw all Star Treks episodes!!

 

by Yank
8-27-02
The scientists captured Ricks ship...
Wanted to send us in space, hu...
No you dont understand... was all a bloody mistake...
Oh yea... well explain...
I hit the buttom by mistake... I didnt want to...
Oh common there is a clear sign on the jettison buttom: Warning. Do not try to jettison goods with the type manpower. They might revolt and take over your ship
Well... look at you. You cant stop smilling. How could I really take this seriously?

 

by Yank
8-27-02
In a deep space far... far away.
Captain Rick... Sniper has just hit our mines...
YES!!! He is mine, let's go there and kill him.
Catain Rick was about to get his very first kill... after being POD so often...
Sniper on sector... drop more mines... prepare to attack!!
Diner is ready Ricky. Switch off that stupid computer and come NOW or it will be cold!!
At home far... far away from deep space...
I SAID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Mum!! I was about to pod Sniper!! Now I will get podded again...

 

by Yank
8-27-02
Another day in Rick's Life...
Plot a course to the nearest planet selling luxuries...
Oki doki Sir!
What the fuck is happening...
We hit mines Sir!! Armor is out... ship is wrecked... got to run to escape pod...
Euh sir... may I suggest...
Ok... ok You're right. I will invest some cash in a scanner...

 

by Yank
8-27-02
Finally Rick got a new ship and equiped it with scanner
What does the scanner says?
Euh... 300 non-allied mines in sector 5589!
Mouaaaahhahahaha!!! Those FTV are so stupid... as if 300 mines could stop me? Let's enter this sector and clear all those stupids mines!
Sir... I know I am just a stupid ghost but I know how this will finish... We will get podded again...
How much does a scanner cost?
Hate it when I am right...

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