My Summer Vacation (part 1)-- by Damon the Demon

Author: ZLHOBBS

Date: September 19, 2003

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
So, uh, you like lawn darts?
You mean jarts? Hell yeah! My cousin's buddy caught one in the eye and now he wears this bad-as-crap patch over it.
Awesome, I'll get my set and we'll give her a go!
Cool, I'll be right here. Hurry up!
Minutes later, miles away...
Man, how do I always get stuck with that lame-as-crap dragon?! Jarts! Good lord! I gotta go wiz.