He's Enjoying That Cup Of Coffee In The Big Time Now

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 20, 2011

by ZMannZilla
5-20-11
The planning...
I want to have a big surprise party for all my true believers, let's call it "The Rapture". What's a good day for you?
It should be a day not associated with anything else to truly make it surprising, so... how about May 21st 2011?
The problem...
Aw, Me dammit! Some radio evangelist dropped the date, it's on the news and Facebook, and it's too late to cancel the caterers!
Oh no! How are we going to get people to ignore the information so we can keep it a surprise?
The solution...
...so you see why we had to call you home a little early, Mr. Savage.
OOOOH YEAH!!! THE MACHO MAN IS DOWN WITH THE PLAN!!!