A Pun Based On The Star Trek TNG Episode "Chain Of Command"

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: October 15, 2011

by ZMannZilla
10-15-11
Cardassians make horrible bartenders...
I have completed your drink order. That will be $10.
But I ordered 4 Bud Lights. At $2 each, that should be $8.
Oh, but I think you are mistaken, sir. I strongly suggest you look again.
Nope, still the same amount of Bud Lights. I think you're trying to rip me off.
It would be most unfortunate if my bouncer was forced to get involved...
THERE! ARE!! FOUR!!! LIGHTS!!!!