Porkman & Finchy Are Wretched At Greco-Roman Mythology

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: March 25, 2012

by ZMannZilla
3-25-12
Holy Cursewords Porkman! It stings when I pee! Do you suppose it has anything to do with that date I had with Medusa?
OMIZEUS DID FINCHY SEAL THE DEAL?! Porkman hopes not for Medusa has the herpes!
Yeah, I know, she told me, and said I'd get to have some if I slept with her.- but I still don't see them!
The herpes virus is too small to see so Finchy does not make sense to Porkman!
What? I thought herpes were those horrible screeching bird-woman creatures that eat the livers of men!
AND WHY WOULD GIFT OF LIVER-EATING BIRD WOMANS BE ANY BETTER?!?!?!