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| We pulled this man out of a car wreck. His cellphone battery was dead, which explains why we didn't find his car for two weeks. | |
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| His autopsy revealed multiple broken bones, a concussion, and some internal damage. | |
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| No, the cause of death was internal bleeding. He was alive for at least a day after the crash. | |
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| Really? So if he had a ham, he could have walked away from that crash! | |
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| This is why we recommend keeping at least two roasted chickens in the glove compartment for emergencies. | |
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