The Sort Of Crap That Only Happens In Video Games #4

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 13, 2012

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
We've got reports that you were spotted near the scene of some vandalism last night.
Vandalism? No, let me explain...
I found an unlocked door at the warehouse, so I went in and broke a bunch of crates and pots, and took whatever I found inside of them.
Did you happen to see any vandals while you were doing that?
Hey, I don't snitch!