Porkman & Finchy Are Almost As Good As The McRib Sandwich

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 31, 2012

by ZMannZilla
12-31-12
Holy Cursewords, Porkman!!! THE MCRIB IS BACK!!!
ACK! PORKMAN STILL MADE OF PORK! HIDE THE PORKMAN!!!
Don't flatter yourself, Porkman! You aren't nearly rancid enough to be in a McRib sandwich!
Can the Finchy be so sure? Porkman's past does include exposure to atomic BBQ sauce.
Pffft, more like atomic WEAK sauce! I've been pooped in by gorillas, and I still say the worst thing that's ever been in my mouth is a McRib sandwich!
$20 IF YOU LET PORKMAN SIT IN THE MCRIB MACHINE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND JUST DREAM!!!