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| Holy Cursewords Porkman! That guy is getting the everloving CRAP beaten out of him! | |
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| QUICK GET THE PORKMAN'S CELLPHONE AND RECORD MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS! | |
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| I know we aren't going to rescue that guy because, duh, this is a Porkman & Finchy strip, so instead I'm going have to ask: why do you make me carry your cellphone? | |
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| GODDAMMIT WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?! | |
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| There's porn on this thing, isn't there? | |
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| Only of our mother and her aunts, God rest their filthy contortionist souls. | |
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