Porkman & Finchy Were Never Great In The First Place

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 19, 2018

by ZMannZilla
7-19-18
Holy Cursewords Porkman! The president's limo just crashed into that van full of asylum-seeking Argentinians!
NO COLLISION!
WHOA! You're WWE Hall Of Famer Donald Trump! I got confused and thought you were Porkman because you both smell the same!
NO CONFUSION!
Anyways let's go grab a drink. I was gonna have a Martini, you look like you'd be more into a White Russian.
NO KAHLUA!