Porkman & Finchy Used To Be An Adventurer Liked By Nobody

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 30, 2020

by ZMannZilla
9-30-20
Holy Cursewords Porkman! This Draugr crypt leads into a Dwemer ruin!
Indeed, Finchy! Great opportunity to stock up on Falmer ears and Chaurus eggs!
Speaking of Falmer, I thought they were blind? So how come so many of them use bows and arrows and engage in long-range combat?
WHOA interesting point and literally the only questionable science in Tamriel, land of weightless gold and mouintain-climbing horses!
Y'know I used to be a sarcastic prick like you, but then...
...someone took your sweet roll?