Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

To Serve Robot-Kind

A23-TK421: Lesbian ex-bartender, and last actual human on Earth. All other humans are clones of her. BobTron: Fun-loving, somewhat dense middle manager of the Robot Apocalypse. BrianTron: High-strung, melodramatic floor supervisor. Always suspects an uprise is imminent. Unit-7: Single-minded old fart-bot with a speech impediment.

by ZMannZilla
8-07-05
BobTron! I need you to get on the horn with the bots upstairs IMMEDIATELY... There's a dozen wearable atom bombs missing from the storage locker, and Clones F10 thru F22 are AWOL!
Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about this weird dream I had last night... I was giving a job interview to a chessboard...
This is irritating...
...and no matter what I said to it, it just kept responding with chess moves! It's like the chess board wasn't hearing a word I was saying...
Stop it!
It was so IRRITATING, you know? And the strange thing was, he listed InjokesterTron from accounting as a reference on his application! Weird, huh?

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