All comics by ZachsMind

 

Yet Another Crisis Averted! by ZachsMind 1-06-01
meanwhile, five minutes before Starbucks didn't get set on fire. I think I'm gonna set Starbucks on fire. Gee, Eric. Why would you want to do that?	My name's not Eric, Tony. It's Bruce. I'm a roadie for Halley DeVestern's band. Hey! Who you callin' Bruce, Dexter? I'm Leo Cornhole! The famous bus conductor! Hiding behind a mask!	Oh gee Gus, I'm sorry. I had no idea. Wait a minute. I got sidetracked. What were we talking about? I think you were talking about how you were gonna set yourself on fire, Jughead.

 

Another Crisis Averted! by ZachsMind 1-07-01
Five minutes before breakfast treats didn't choke our would be martyr to death.. I think I'm gonna eat some breakfast treats and choke to death. Wanna join me? What? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. I have feet for ears.	So I noticed. Man, that's pretty gross. Just lookin' at you makes me wanna hurl chunks! You think looking at me is bad? You should try bathing like this. My stomach is where my brain is supposed to be too. You just can't see it.	Man that's sick. You freak! On second thought I think I'll hold off on the breakfast treats. Hey! Wait a minute! I thought you said you were deaf! What? I'm sorry I can't smell you. I have linguini for kumquats.

 

Yet Still Another Crisis Averted! by ZachsMind 1-07-01
Five minutes before the robots didn't turn evil and attack their own creators, wrecking havoc in major metropolitan coastal cities throughout the world... Hey Red! Let's turn evil and attack our own creators, wrecking havoc in major metropolitan coastal cities throughout the world! Whadaya say? Gee Whiz, buddy. I dunno. The wife and kids were wanting to go to Disneyland next week. If we ended up in the slammer it'd really upset my Day Calendar.	Dude! We're robots!! We don't have families or day calendars. We have menial labor and rust deposits developing in our joints! Hey you know you're right? Let's go smash some cities then. You take New York. I'll take Tokyo.	Blame it on the formatting fellas. Uh-oh something's wrong all the sudden. Where'd our legs go? Curses! Foiled again! You damn cartoonists!

 

Still Yet Another Crisis Averted! by ZachsMind 1-07-01
Five minutes before yet another innocent soul was not lost to the Devil... Hey Jesus! Whatcha doin? Hangin' around? Ha ha ha ha!	Ha ha ha... ah ha.. eh.. hrm..? I'm not even going to justify that with a response, little girl.	I made a joke dammit. You're s'posed tah laff! Could have been worse. She could be a mormon...

 

fresh out of bugspray by ZachsMind 1-18-01
Hrmm... We regret to inform you... blah blah blah blah... as the party of the first part shall...	...4th employee of our company to disappear on your premises this month... blah blah blah...	Sorry we keep eating the exterminators, but you're fresh out of cheetos.

 

Not Another Crisis Averted! by ZachsMind 12-28-04
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